Marching straight into married cliches

This morning has been filled with:

"WHAT?"

"I SAID blah, blah, BLAH!"

And then:

"I don't know WHY you had to YELL it, I just couldn't HEAR YOU from the other side of the apartment!"

"YOU got mad at ME just TWO MINUTES AGO when I couldn't hear YOU!"

Then a little of this:

"I'll do that, I know you're going to be late for work,"

"No, I got it."

"No really, let me."

"I SAID I GOT IT."

Or perhaps some of this:

"I said I'm not mad."

"Okay, sigh, fine."

"Now are you mad?"

"NO!"

Thus I've had no time to write.