"Georgia, is it ok if my departing flight leaves at 9 AM?"
"Uh, yeah, but you do realize we have to leave the house 2 hours earlier..."
"No, I can't stand that, getting to the airport WAY early just because you're so nervous of air travel,"
"Fine, I don't care if you miss your flight, what time would you want to leave then?"
"7 AM...MOTHER******! (maniacal laugh)"
"HOPE YOU ARE ON SPEAKER PHONE AT MY OFFICE!!"